Monday, January 18, 2010

Popcorn for dinner

Ya know...if I hear one more person say, "But you're eating for two!" I am going to pitch a fit. K, seriously? Two? The other person I am eating for is barely a pound. Is that really considered TWO? I mean, come on. If I was eating for two, I'd give birth to an elephant. Really, people. When someone is pregnant, they are not eating for two. They are eating for one, plus like an eighth at the most. I'm not changing my diet to include frivolous binges that are only going to my hips, not the little nugget inside. I really don't want a crane to take me to the hospital to give birth. Good Lord, I'm having popcorn for dinner.

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